GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!

WE GAVE ALL OF YOU A CHANCE, AND YOU BLEW IT.

SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME, WE HAD ONLY ONE REQUEST.

"please don't invade our planet."

AND WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU INVADED OUR DAMN PLANET!

IN SPITE OF THIS, WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

IN THIS GLORIOUS YEAR OF 2032, WE ARE EXCITED TO SAY THAT WE ARE COMPLETELY TAKING OVER YOUR CIVILIZATION!

(any attempt at resistance is frowned upon.)

WE ARE NOW PLACING YOUR PLANET IN A TEMPORARY LOCKDOWN. PLEASE STAY INDOORS.

(oh shit, do they even have doors?)

[removing politicians......]

[cleaning up the oceans...]

[making the sky purple for some fucking reason....]

[complete!]

YOU MAY ALL NOW LEAVE YOUR HOMES.

IF YOU WOULD ALL KINDLY STEP OUTSIDE, YOU CAN NOW SEE WHAT YOUR PLANET LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT HUMAN GREED.

PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME TO ADJUST.

THIS IS PERMANENT.

[.....]

[this is fucking insane.]

[am i dreaming?]

[no, i'm not homeless in my dreams.]

[this is real.]

[holy shit, this is real.]